Turpentine Brothers

Pray I don't take a liking to your band, or something like this may appear on the internets.

wikileak-the questionable leasure time activities of US Marines

Marines taking part in secret dances out in 29Palms. This could weaken the entire corps if the terrorists get a hold of Sweet Home Alabama.

My exercise of late

Its the holidays, everyone's fat, eating and drinking too much. Try this new exercise, the cocktail lunge.

Eagle Rockin

This is what I do now.

Things I've learned from reading "Tearing Down the Wall of Sound The Rise and Fall of Phil Spector"

1. Don't be mad if people don't like talking to you when you're drunk.
2. Try something other than a crash cymbals.
3. It doesn't matter how tall you are, people will like you anyway.
4. Don't decide you're old and its all over too soon. One day you really will be old, and it will be over, but not yet.

5. Don't be hurt if people can't see genius written on your face.

My Nuclear Family

The Viva Las Vegas car show was shaping up to be yet another stellar day of people watching, beer drinking and flirting. Til  Mary spotted this character sidling up to the Impala. Then it got kicked up a notch.

I love Charles Phoenix; I gushed at him about gawd knows what since I'd had about 2 gallons of beer while sitting in the sun. Finally, that car has attracted my kinda guy.

Later I fantasized about completing my vintage life style with a '50s sexless marriage.

NYE one liners from the Booze Party

you must be this tall to ride this ride
i left my stockings and garter belt in your cooler
you got booze? theres a party, no booze no party, come back with booze---ok
barnacle girlfriend
nail him down for a date to nail him down to the bed sheets
there's not enough drunk swedes to go around

Hasil Adkins has more than one song